Comments on: Wednesday, March 10th http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/ Forging Elite Fitness Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:50:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Pinky http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11630 Pinky Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:13:57 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11630 Lee..where do you find these..:) Lee..where do you find these..:)

]]> By: Jennifer tomczyk http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11626 Jennifer tomczyk Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:33:30 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11626 That's a great one -Lee! That’s a great one -Lee!

]]> By: Lee http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11623 Lee Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:35:58 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11623 A friend of mine was recently ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. He tried a couple different diets, but nothing seemed to work for him. Frustrated, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers,there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!"The same young woman shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a lion with a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine! A friend of mine was recently ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. He tried a couple different diets, but nothing seemed to work for him. Frustrated, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
“Guaranteed. Yeah right!” he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there’s a knock at his door, and when he answers,there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me!” Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, “I like the way this company does business!”The same young woman shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me, you can have me.” He’s out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”

“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a lion with a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you’re mine!

]]> By: Adam http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11620 Adam Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:22:13 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11620 I've already tried the corn beef hash diet and the intermittent fasting followed by intermittent binging. Nothing has worked I’ve already tried the corn beef hash diet and the intermittent fasting followed by intermittent binging. Nothing has worked

]]> By: Kevin W http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11618 Kevin W Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:53:56 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11618 stop eating lol stop eating lol

]]> By: Adam http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/2010/03/09/wednesday-march-10th/comment-page-1/#comment-11617 Adam Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:47:01 +0000 http://www.crossfitLI.com/blog/?p=2373#comment-11617 Does anyone have any suggestions on how to lose a ton of weight in 6 days? Does anyone have any suggestions on how to lose a ton of weight in 6 days?

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